The official Blog of Bloody Beach!: September 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

WE FOUND JENNY!!!

We found Jenny!

I'd like to thank everyone who helped locate our missing camper. She is in the medical hut safe and sound.

-Tim

Monday, September 22, 2008

Chad Baker was the last child kidnapped by Gordon, the head poacher in the operation that was part of the Breezy Beach Massacre of 1979. His body was never found while all of the others have since been recovered including the body of Mr. Gordon who was found with hundreds of stabwounds.

Legend has it that Chad never forgave the counsellors who let him get kidnapped. They also say he blames them for the accidental death of his parents. (Killed in a car accident on the way to the camp to find him.) In the ensuing years counsellors disappeared until the Province shut the camp down in 1993.

I'm here to tell you to email them, (info@campbreezybeach.com,) and tell them to get out of the camp while there's still time. This kid Baker's gonna get everyone who dares go into his woods. There's still time so HURRY!!!

- Crazy Old F*ck

Friday, September 19, 2008

Rate Mandy's Ass!!!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Letters!

Here's a letter from someone interestedi n our camp, check it out:

Hello!

Can you give me more info on your camp?? I may want to send my son there.

My son is a dog, by the way. His name is Buddy. What do you think?

Thank you for your time.

Very Sincerely,

Jenni Powell

Thanks for the letter Jenni. Unfortunately we don't allow dogs here at Breezy Beach as my wife is allergic but we definitely love Buddys! We can't squeeze your son in for the first half of the summer as we are booked up but we'll certainly have a few openings next month. It'll be a gosh darn good time he'll never forget! - Tim