Thursday, November 20, 2008
I'M SURROUNDED BY ANIME GEEKS AND EMO KIDS!
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http://www.myspace.com/whoschadbaker
Well, we survived a bit of a scare and all the kids are present and accounted for. If we have our eye on all of them, everything's cool.
-Rick
I want the axe murderer to show up, look at the suffering I have to endure here!
-Steve
ENTER OUR CONTEST!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCpWRnOwXs0
Tell us who's gonna survive the series and who the killer is and WIN FREE STUFF!
Email us at info@campbreezybeach.com with your entries. Remember, Friday, November 28th is the cutoff date, NO EXCEPTIONS!
Tell us who's gonna survive the series and who the killer is and WIN FREE STUFF!
Email us at info@campbreezybeach.com with your entries. Remember, Friday, November 28th is the cutoff date, NO EXCEPTIONS!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
RICK AND MANDY GET SOME ALONE TIME!
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http://www.myspace.com/whoschadbaker
Guys, Tim's out of his mind and we have to do something. If you have any ideas EMAIL US!!!
-Rick and Mandy
RICK AND TIM ARGUE!
info@campbreezybeach.com
http://www.myspace.com/whoschadbaker
I've reached my boiling point. If Tim doesn't let me call the cops in 2 days I'm taking Mandy and the remaining kids and getting the hell out of here.
-Rick
Sunday, November 2, 2008
UNDERGROUND MESSAGE!
info@campbreezybeach.com
If anyone's reading this EMAIL US! WE NEED HELP GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
MANDY GETS FREAKY AT THE CAMPFIRE!
http://www.myspace.com/whoschadbaker
info@campbreezybeach.com
Well I told you Steve was going down and nobody believed me. Who's laughing now Stevie?
-Mandy
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
MANDY GETS IT GOOD???
http://www.myspace.com/whoschadbaker
info@campbreezybeach.com
Steve, you'd better pray that your axe murderer gets their hands on you before I do.
-Mandy
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Thursday, October 23, 2008
OUR FIRST FANVID!
Hey campers,
Here's the very first fanmade video tribute to CampBreezyBeach, enjoy!
Here's the very first fanmade video tribute to CampBreezyBeach, enjoy!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
MANDY TAKES A SHOWER!
What's up hommies. I just got the camera back from Tim and he hadn't deleted the video yet. (thank god) I think he was saving it for his spank bank..... He can't resist looking into my eyes.
-Steve
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
TWO GIRLS, ONE CABIN
We're trying to figure out what's been happening lately. Word is that someone named Chad Baker could very well be responsible for all of this.
Email me at info@campbreezybeach.com if you have ANY information that could help!
- Melissa
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
WE FOUND JENNY!!!
We found Jenny!
I'd like to thank everyone who helped locate our missing camper. She is in the medical hut safe and sound.
-Tim
I'd like to thank everyone who helped locate our missing camper. She is in the medical hut safe and sound.
-Tim
Monday, September 22, 2008
The Legend of Chad Baker
Chad Baker was the last child kidnapped by Gordon, the head poacher in the operation that was part of the Breezy Beach Massacre of 1979. His body was never found while all of the others have since been recovered including the body of Mr. Gordon who was found with hundreds of stabwounds.
Legend has it that Chad never forgave the counsellors who let him get kidnapped. They also say he blames them for the accidental death of his parents. (Killed in a car accident on the way to the camp to find him.) In the ensuing years counsellors disappeared until the Province shut the camp down in 1993.
I'm here to tell you to email them, (info@campbreezybeach.com,) and tell them to get out of the camp while there's still time. This kid Baker's gonna get everyone who dares go into his woods. There's still time so HURRY!!!
- Crazy Old F*ck
Legend has it that Chad never forgave the counsellors who let him get kidnapped. They also say he blames them for the accidental death of his parents. (Killed in a car accident on the way to the camp to find him.) In the ensuing years counsellors disappeared until the Province shut the camp down in 1993.
I'm here to tell you to email them, (info@campbreezybeach.com,) and tell them to get out of the camp while there's still time. This kid Baker's gonna get everyone who dares go into his woods. There's still time so HURRY!!!
- Crazy Old F*ck
Friday, September 19, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Letters!
Here's a letter from someone interestedi n our camp, check it out:
Thanks for the letter Jenni. Unfortunately we don't allow dogs here at Breezy Beach as my wife is allergic but we definitely love Buddys! We can't squeeze your son in for the first half of the summer as we are booked up but we'll certainly have a few openings next month. It'll be a gosh darn good time he'll never forget! - Tim
Hello!
Can you give me more info on your camp?? I may want to send my son there.
My son is a dog, by the way. His name is Buddy. What do you think?
Thank you for your time.
Very Sincerely,
Jenni Powell
Thanks for the letter Jenni. Unfortunately we don't allow dogs here at Breezy Beach as my wife is allergic but we definitely love Buddys! We can't squeeze your son in for the first half of the summer as we are booked up but we'll certainly have a few openings next month. It'll be a gosh darn good time he'll never forget! - Tim
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
A true masterpiece!
This is another fan favorite. Steve videotapes Mandy for posteriority if you smell what the Steve is cooking!
Our most popular video to date:
This was dropped a couple of weeks ago and is still the reigning champ as our most popular. Gee, I wonder why...
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