Thursday, November 20, 2008

I'M SURROUNDED BY ANIME GEEKS AND EMO KIDS!



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http://www.myspace.com/whoschadbaker

Well, we survived a bit of a scare and all the kids are present and accounted for. If we have our eye on all of them, everything's cool.

-Rick

I want the axe murderer to show up, look at the suffering I have to endure here!

-Steve

ENTER OUR CONTEST!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCpWRnOwXs0



Tell us who's gonna survive the series and who the killer is and WIN FREE STUFF!

Email us at info@campbreezybeach.com with your entries. Remember, Friday, November 28th is the cutoff date, NO EXCEPTIONS!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

RICK AND MANDY GET SOME ALONE TIME!



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Guys, Tim's out of his mind and we have to do something. If you have any ideas EMAIL US!!!

-Rick and Mandy

RICK AND TIM ARGUE!



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http://www.myspace.com/whoschadbaker

I've reached my boiling point. If Tim doesn't let me call the cops in 2 days I'm taking Mandy and the remaining kids and getting the hell out of here.

-Rick

Sunday, November 2, 2008

UNDERGROUND MESSAGE!



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If anyone's reading this EMAIL US! WE NEED HELP GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!



We hope everyone had a happy and safe Halloween!!!

-The Staff of Camp Breezy Beach

Thursday, October 30, 2008

MANDY GETS FREAKY AT THE CAMPFIRE!




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Well I told you Steve was going down and nobody believed me. Who's laughing now Stevie?

-Mandy

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

MANDY GETS IT GOOD???



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Steve, you'd better pray that your axe murderer gets their hands on you before I do.

-Mandy

Thursday, October 23, 2008

OUR FIRST FANVID!

Hey campers,

Here's the very first fanmade video tribute to CampBreezyBeach, enjoy!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

MANDY TAKES A SHOWER!



What's up hommies. I just got the camera back from Tim and he hadn't deleted the video yet. (thank god) I think he was saving it for his spank bank..... He can't resist looking into my eyes.

-Steve

Thursday, October 16, 2008

CAMP VID 13: RICK GETS IT FROM BEHIND!



Pay no attention to the masked kid.

-Rick

CAMP VID 12: Late Night Rendezvous



We snuck out and look what happened! :)

-Jill

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

TWO GIRLS, ONE CABIN



We're trying to figure out what's been happening lately. Word is that someone named Chad Baker could very well be responsible for all of this.

Email me at info@campbreezybeach.com if you have ANY information that could help!

- Melissa

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

WE FOUND JENNY!!!

We found Jenny!

I'd like to thank everyone who helped locate our missing camper. She is in the medical hut safe and sound.

-Tim

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Legend of Chad Baker

Chad Baker was the last child kidnapped by Gordon, the head poacher in the operation that was part of the Breezy Beach Massacre of 1979. His body was never found while all of the others have since been recovered including the body of Mr. Gordon who was found with hundreds of stabwounds.

Legend has it that Chad never forgave the counsellors who let him get kidnapped. They also say he blames them for the accidental death of his parents. (Killed in a car accident on the way to the camp to find him.) In the ensuing years counsellors disappeared until the Province shut the camp down in 1993.

I'm here to tell you to email them, (info@campbreezybeach.com,) and tell them to get out of the camp while there's still time. This kid Baker's gonna get everyone who dares go into his woods. There's still time so HURRY!!!

- Crazy Old F*ck

Monday, September 15, 2008

Letters!

Here's a letter from someone interestedi n our camp, check it out:

Hello!

Can you give me more info on your camp?? I may want to send my son there.

My son is a dog, by the way. His name is Buddy. What do you think?

Thank you for your time.

Very Sincerely,

Jenni Powell



Thanks for the letter Jenni. Unfortunately we don't allow dogs here at Breezy Beach as my wife is allergic but we definitely love Buddys! We can't squeeze your son in for the first half of the summer as we are booked up but we'll certainly have a few openings next month. It'll be a gosh darn good time he'll never forget! - Tim

CHECK OUT OUR MYSPACE!!!



Http://www.myspace.com/whoschadbaker

Lots of photos and soon more info on the legend of Breezy Beach!!!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

A true masterpiece!

This is another fan favorite. Steve videotapes Mandy for posteriority if you smell what the Steve is cooking!

Camp Vid 5: When Melissa met Beatrap!

Camp Vid 4!

WHO KILLED STEVE?????

Our most popular video to date:

This was dropped a couple of weeks ago and is still the reigning champ as our most popular. Gee, I wonder why...

Camp Vid 2: Rick says hi!

Our first video!

This was posted last month but here's where the it all starts!